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VPS prices are
out of control.

Three hikes in three months, broken promises across the market β€” and the mini PC + free tunnel stack that replaces the bill.

Hetzner Hetzner netcup OVH OVHcloud Cloudflare Cloudflare Tailscale Tailscale
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01 Β· What happened

Hetzner: three hikes.
Three months.

CX23shared vCPU€3.99→€5.49+37.5%
CPX22shared vCPU€7.99→€19.49+144%
CCX23dedicated vCPU€31.49→€85.99+173%
EX63dedicated Β· config€160→€583/mo+264%

April 1: ~33% average across the cloud lineup. Then two more adjustments in May and June.

02 Β· The whole market

Not just Hetzner.

netcup
+0%
Average increase, up to ~24%. Broke the β€œwe never raise prices for existing customers” promise. The community calls it the RAMpocalypse.
OVHcloud
+40–67%
VPS range, April 1. VPS-1: $4.90 β†’ $7.60. Plus a new $2.39/month surcharge per IPv4 address.
Real invoice
€5.30 β†’ €34.09
Catalin Pit's Hetzner bill over two years: +543% for the same server.
03 Β· Why now

The RAMpocalypse.

  • AI datacenters are eating global DRAM supply. Hyperscalers buy memory before you do.
  • DDR5 spot prices exploded through 2025–26 β€” RAM became the new bottleneck.
  • IPv4 scarcity tax. Addresses are traded like real estate now.
DDR5 spot price β€” trend, 2025 β†’ 2026
04 Β· The math

Rent vs own.

Hetzner CCX23 Β· rent
€85.99/mo
€1,032 / year
€3,096 over 3 years
VS
Mini PC Β· own (e.g. GMKtec M6 Ultra, 32GB DDR5)
$630 once
~$6/mo power β†’ $702 year one
$846 over 3 years
BREAK-EVEN β‰ˆ 8 MONTHS vs CCX23 Β· ~2.5 yrs vs a €28 VPS

10–15W idle Β· 35–65W load Β· $2–8/month at $0.20/kWh. The mini PC idles at less than an old light bulb.

05 Β· The honest part

When a VPS still wins.

06 Β· The catch

Your home IP is a problem.

CG-NAT means no inbound ports, ever. Opening ports means exposing your home network. So every access tool answers one question:

just for you / your team

Private access

You, your laptop, your phone β€” reaching services that never need to be public.

the whole internet

Public access

Dashboards, web apps, hooks β€” reachable from anywhere, without port forwarding.

07 Β· Private access

Tailscale Β· WireGuard mesh, zero open ports

πŸ’° $0 / month β€” everything that never needs to be public lives here.
08 Β· Public access
Cloudflare

Cloudflare Tunnel Β· public, with zero open ports

πŸ’° $0 / month β€” public hostnames with DDoS protection at the edge.
09 Β· Own the edge
Pangolin

Pangolin Β· self-hosted Cloudflare Tunnel alternative

βš™ $5 / month for the edge VPS β€” everything else stays home.
10 Β· The cheat sheet

Pick by category, not by hype.

Just you / your team, services stay private Tailscale $0 / mo
Public services, nothing exposed at home Cloudflare Tunnel $0 / mo
Public + you own the edge + heavy media Pangolin on a $5 VPS
Real public IP, keep it dead simple Port forward + reverse proxy $0 / mo
Verdict

Ditch the bill.
Not the network.

πŸ’° $5 VPS β€” public edge πŸ–₯ Mini PC β€” compute you own πŸ”’ Tailscale β€” private 🌐 Tunnel β€” public πŸ“¦ Offsite backups β€” non-negotiable

Full write-up with the cost tables and buying guide: bitdoze.com/vps-price-increases

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